...Surprise!

My younger came back from China about two days ago brought me a shirt as a present.

We have no idea what it is.

I appreciate the thought though xD

Here is the monstrosity:

When I Grow Up...

My childhood consisted of many conversations like these.

Granted, my parents only want me to be successful and wealthy in life, but there MUST have been a better way to tell your child something like this.

Also, several years ago as I was cleaning out my room, I found a sheet of paper from 2nd grade or so, asking me what I wanted to be when I grew up and I said "I WANT TO BE A CAMPER AND CAMP IN THE DESERT".

I also never wore my hair in pigtails.

T-Rex Vision

This happened to me earlier this week while I was derping around the intertubes.

I did not question Jurassic Park when I was younger!

Space-Time

After a bad day, I was moping and complaining to Justin.

Hilarity ensues.

Reasons For Being Fat

My dad told me this last night, and my mom this morning.

I WAS UNAWARE THAT I COULD EVEN EXERCISE AT WORK.

Reddit Posting

I've only recently started posting on Reddit.

But I can't get the formatting right ;_;

Also, my tablet is being weird and I'm too lazy to restart my laptop xP

I Spy

I have a bunch of I Spy books from when I was a kid.

Justin came to visit and we went through a couple books but we NOPE'd through a couple pages.

We eventually found that stupid dog.

Productivity

This is what happened to me at work today.

My limit is 8 tomorrow.

Thankfully there is reddit and stumbling.

I hope they realize how ridiculous this is.