Riot Plz

I AM SO BRILLIANT. 

RIOT PLZ

5 is too high.

On the plus side, I hit paragon level 4.

SO STRONG.

I think I'll stay with level 1.

Grapefruit OP!

I was cutting grapefruit at work and had a pretty hard doing so. 

Doesn't help that I've been watching and playing a crapton of League of Legends.

RIOT PLZ

It's just a salad.

Based on a true story.

The girls were raving about the salad and were stating about how awesome their day just got and hugged.

It's a pretty good salad but holy crap.

Do guys really like people like this?!

Up the what?

My motto whenever I play Soraka in League of Legends : D

Dat Body

I guess pokemon can be sexy too?

Zen Magnets

Magnets have a bad habit of connecting to each other where you don't want them to connect ._.