Tuesday, September 20, 2016

2016 Update


2016 is over halfway over and I have done nothing with my life.
I always wanted bubble tape as a child because it was the coolest thing ever.
Turns out it doesn't taste so great but it's good for bubbles.

Monday, March 7, 2016

Sub Shop Adventures: Cheddar


An ACTUAL conversation.
I work at a sub shop and not all of our customers are the brightest.
People ask for cheddar, spinach, jalapenos and pepper relish all the time and we have none of those things.
I've also had people ask for havarti and feta for their sandwiches.
More Sub Shop Adventures soon!

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

WAAAAHHHHH


We just got back from our Disneymoon on Saturday.
We stayed from Dec 6 - 12.
I was so done with kids crying and screaming by the end of the week.
It's even better when the parents put in no effort to stop the crying because they have become immune to the effects.
Of course we had a kid screaming its lungs out on the plane ride back.
I somehow managed to not punch anyone or anything.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Metal Gear Solid V Part 1 (Prologue Spoilers)


The general reaction we had to playing through the prologue for MGS V.
WHO IS THAT DUDE THAT YOU CREATE IN THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME?
Special thanks to my brother for the gift! :D <3 

Wedding Nervousness


Oops, I haven't updated this in months and I am a swear monster.
We had gotten all the big things for the wedding out of the way at a decent time.
We were self-catering so all the food prep had to be done right before the wedding date and we're great at procrastinating so we waited till the last minute for all the little stuff.
Not everything went as planned but no one died so that's a plus.


Thursday, April 30, 2015

Nat Pagle


Nat Pagle is an NPC in World of Warcraft.
He will relentlessly hunt you down whenever and wherever you're fishing and judge you, give you crappy advice, and be drunk.
You fish up rare lunkers and give them to him so he'll let you buy fancy things from him.
He is my least favorite person.

Daredevil


Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
That show is too scary for me to watch.