It's just a salad.

Based on a true story.

The girls were raving about the salad and were stating about how awesome their day just got and hugged.

It's a pretty good salad but holy crap.

Do guys really like people like this?!

Up the what?

My motto whenever I play Soraka in League of Legends : D

Dat Body

I guess pokemon can be sexy too?

Zen Magnets

Magnets have a bad habit of connecting to each other where you don't want them to connect ._.

BY ALL THAT IS HOLY!

I've been playing a lot of Diablo III and boy, does Templar love pulling blue and yellow mobs when I'm not ready.

I've been working in food service for too long...

If you pick up food, DON'T PUT IT BACK.

You don't want to pick up and eat food that someone who hasn't washed their hands has already touched, do you?

Also, Star Trek: Voyager is awesome. 

Mermaids

Paul and Gwen have such a way with words.

My internet at home is no match for skyping and watching a stream of Diablo III.