Heels

Oh, mannnn I love heels but I really suck at walking around in them.

I have a couple pairs of nice stilettos that I really like but I never wear them because I'm not confident that I can get out the car and walk to wherever I need to be without tripping and falling on my face and ruining my knees.

The few pairs I do have that I can walk around decently in I have to walk really slow.

It's pretty jarring for other people that usually walk with me because my normal pace is pretty quick.

Weird Eyes

This thing with my eyes only happens in the mornings and only lasts an hour or two.

Not entirely sure what causes it and what makes it go away.

2016 Update

2016 is over halfway over and I have done nothing with my life.
I always wanted bubble tape as a child because it was the coolest thing ever.
Turns out it doesn't taste so great but it's good for bubbles.

Sub Shop Adventures: Cheddar

An ACTUAL conversation.

I work at a sub shop and not all of our customers are the brightest.

People ask for cheddar, spinach, jalapenos and pepper relish all the time and we have none of those things.

I've also had people ask for havarti and feta for their sandwiches.

More Sub Shop Adventures soon!

WAAAAHHHHH

We just got back from our Disneymoon on Saturday.

We stayed from Dec 6 - 12.

I was so done with kids crying and screaming by the end of the week.

It's even better when the parents put in no effort to stop the crying because they have become immune to the effects.

Of course we had a kid screaming its lungs out on the plane ride back.

I somehow managed to not punch anyone or anything.

Metal Gear Solid V Part 1 (Prologue Spoilers)

The general reaction we had to playing through the prologue for MGS V.

WHO IS THAT DUDE THAT YOU CREATE IN THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME?

Special thanks to my brother for the gift! :D <3 

Wedding Nervousness

Oops, I haven't updated this in months and I am a swear monster.

We had gotten all the big things for the wedding out of the way at a decent time.

We were self-catering so all the food prep had to be done right before the wedding date and we're great at procrastinating so we waited till the last minute for all the little stuff.

Not everything went as planned but no one died so that's a plus.

Nat Pagle

Nat Pagle is an NPC in World of Warcraft.

He will relentlessly hunt you down whenever and wherever you're fishing and judge you, give you crappy advice, and be drunk.

You fish up rare lunkers and give them to him so he'll let you buy fancy things from him.

He is my least favorite person.

Daredevil

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

That show is too scary for me to watch.

TL;DR Didney Worl 2014

We averaged between 8-9 miles of walking per day.

Justin ended up taking about 500 pictures during the trip and 100 something of them were of food.

I spent like $70 on pins and lost one on the Kilimanjaro Safari ride. T_T

I ate enough that I got fatter even though I walked so much.

Yachtsman Steakhouse best restaurant. Such bread. Much steak.

Japan best country NA

Turtle face best face

Rock n Roller Coaster SO FAST SO FUN

I have didney withdrawal.

What Family Means

 Guess who has almost two pounds of chips now?!

Yes, we recently watched Lilo & Stitch.

September, 2014

No day is complete without me hyping up wedding planning or Disney World.

ONLY 44 MORE DAYS TILL DIDNEY WORL

WHAT HAVE I BECOME?

I've discovered that I like doing all the things I hated being dragged along with when I was a kid such as looking at houses, roaming around IKEA, and shopping at Sam's/Costco.

The last day for tax free clothes and stuff is saturday!

Fun fact: I have never finished a pokemon game.

NO TIME

Relatively accurate depiction of a real conversation from a couple days ago.

SO CRUEL!

We bought some thyme yesterday and I'm going to make chicken noodle soup! :9

CHINCHILLAS

I met up with some of my high school friends and for some reason we went to a local pet store.

My day went from "I'm not sure what chinchillas are" to "WHY DON'T I ALREADY HAVE TEN CHINCHILLAS?"

I did a lot of research on them, and although Justin was okay with us getting one, decided we shouldn't get one RIGHT NOW (we were totally going to order a cage and pick up everything and the chinchilla the following weekend).

Apparently chinchillas are super sensitive to heat, will spray urine on you, throw their poop at you, generally don't like to cuddle with you, make a lot of noise at night, and get lonely easily because they're very social creatures.

So maybe later.

MOAR Didney excite

I just really like food :x

Didney Worl Excite

We have tentative plans on going to Disney World in November and I AM TOO EXCITED. MAYBE EVEN THREE EXCITED.

I have never been and am probably going to die of excitement when I get there.

Grocery Shopping With Emily

I want all the things I shouldn't eat.

WOW SUCH PRESENT

Wheeee I don't get a lot of birthday presents so this was super exciting! 

It must be a sign to pick up drawing again :O

Thanks edWard!
I have no idea why the background is grey ಠ_ಠ

Sizing charts too hard

Here's a sizing chart for XS - XXXL!

By the way, our product only comes in one size and best fits people size XS-S.

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